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[Jaded_Goth]

Feel free to berate me for veering off-topic~again~sigh~.

This all reminds me of a true story I read a while back...In South Africa,a driver had been entrusted to deliver a vanload of mentally ill patients to a "Banana Bin" (As Jack Nicholson would call it.) located several hundred miles out of town...

Halfway into the trek,the Driver decides to take a kip (Translation:grab some shut-eye.)
The patients seized the opportunity to make their escape.

The Driver awoke-mortified to discover his charge had fled.Terrified of losing his job,he drove around to all the local bars,pretending to be a Bus Driver.He scooped up all the winos and drove them to the Asylum,in place of the escaped lunatics.

The drunks staggered bewildered from the van-naturally enough behaving in an irrational manner...

The Driver catches the attention of a Doctor as he begins reversing from the iron gates of the foreboding institution.He rolls his eyes skyward and taps the side of his head.

It was several days before the deception came to light.